posted:5 hours ago, 15113 notes

I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay)
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO IN SPANISH MEANS RICH WOW I’M JUST 5 YEARS LATE
(Source: imsodonewithjustinbieber)